Probably this turd bucket. |
To enter, just leave a comment saying why on Earth you would ever want this despicable excuse for a skilled laborer and what you would do with this mind-numbingly stupid gas bag if you won!
Check back next week for results. The "winner" will be announced July 21st.
*Letters to My Coworkers is not responsible for any physical or mental trauma incurred from the procurement of such a dull-witted, contemptible person.
Oh, my pretty little pet, I love you. I stroke it. And I pet it. And then I massage it. Hehehe, I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go rrrrriipPPP. OOOOHHHHHHH. I KILLED IT! I KILLED MY SALE!
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