Taylor,
Did you know that carrots used to be purple? And that the orange variety we know today wasn't cultivated until the late 16th century?
No?
Do you give a shit?
Still no?
Great, now remember exactly how you feel at this moment the next time you try cramming a dozen equally forgettable factoids into my ear holes whenever there's a lull in the work day. Because your "fun facts" are just regular facts dressed up in a boring Halloween costume. And it's November, you asshole.
Matter of factly,
Your coworker
Proof that the workforce breeds equal amounts cruelty and stupidity.
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