I'd Rather Walk


For the last time, no, I will not carpool with you to the company picnic. Do you really not remember what happened last time?

Oldsmobile Alero after brutal car accident

And that was before we even got out of your driveway.

So, I don't care how many Safe Driving classes you've been forced to take since then, I'm not putting myself within thirty feet of you or your vehicle.

Choosing Life,
Your coworker

P.S. You still owe me one unsoiled pair of khakis.

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