The More You Know (The More Annoying You Become)


Did you know that carrots used to be purple? And that the orange variety we know today wasn't cultivated until the late 16th century?


Do you give a shit?

Still no?

Great, now remember exactly how you feel at this moment the next time you try cramming a dozen equally forgettable factoids into my ear holes whenever there's a lull in the work day. Because your "fun facts" are just regular facts dressed up in a boring Halloween costume. And it's November, you asshole.

Matter of factly,
Your coworker

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