Did you know that carrots used to be purple? And that the orange variety we know today wasn't cultivated until the late 16th century?
Do you give a shit?
Great, now remember exactly how you feel at this moment the next time you try cramming a dozen equally forgettable factoids into my ear holes whenever there's a lull in the work day. Because your "fun facts" are just regular facts dressed up in a boring Halloween costume. And it's November, you asshole.
Matter of factly,