I Owe Your Face an Apology


I owe you an apology. The other day when I told you that "Your incompetence and fuck up-ery is equal only to the ugliness of that thing you call a face..." That was wrong. I shouldn't have said that.

After much deliberation with HR, I realize now that what I should have said was "Your incredible aptitude for ruining everything I might have tolerated about a given day remains your ugliest attribute. Except for that thing you call a face."

They tell me it's all in the wording.

Your coworker


  1. What a glorious blog! I work with equally stupid people who make me want to shove a fork in my eye. Today one told me bananas make you fat whilst drinking a gigantic mocha frappachino w whip cream (no offense mocha frap). She wasn't being sarcastic... she's also wearing combat boots with a sun dress and no bra. Maybe you can stab me in the eye.. it might not hurt as bad as doing it myself.

  2. Thanks for reading!

    Now, don't do anything hasty with that fork. But you can go ahead and shove that banana in that person's eye whenever you get the urge.