Nicknames Part 2: Nickname-ier

Dylan,

• Dude-ness
• Dude sauce. 
• Doctor dude. 
• Duder.
• Dudesmith.
• The Lewd Dude Who's in the Mood to Chew Food
• Jake

One of these things is perfectly fine to call me. The others...not so much. Can't you stop pretending to be in a early 90's SNL sketch for a few minutes out of each day? We'd all really appreciate it.

Besides, didn't we already have a conversation about this topic?

- Dude out.

Nicknames

Dylan,

I'm not going to call you "Dyl Pickle." I get what you're going for (Dylan = Dill + Pickle = Dyl Pickle), but that's a stupid nickname. Stop trying to get that to catch on.

However, if you see Stewart, tell him I'm fully on board to call him Stew Meat. That's hilarious.

- Your regularly-named coworker