Indoor Voice

Dear Alesha,

You don't have to yell! I am right here! Take the decibels the fuck down or I will stuff your mouth full of earplugs.

Yes, I understand that earplugs are supposed to go in your ears. Just...it's ironic. 

Now go back to work you crazy, window-shattering hooker!

Thank you.
Your coworker

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