Dear Alesha,
You don't have to yell! I am right here! Take the decibels the fuck down or I will stuff your mouth full of earplugs.
Yes, I understand that earplugs are supposed to go in your ears. Just...it's ironic.
Now go back to work you crazy, window-shattering hooker!
Thank you.
Your coworker
Proof that the workforce breeds equal amounts cruelty and stupidity.
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