I Say "Vacation," You Say "You Can't Do That"

Hey boss,

I need a vacation from being awesome. It's getting to be a bit of a burden.

But seriously, you have to allow me to take a vacation at some point during my tenure at this job. I'm pretty sure it's a law or something.

So I'll make you a deal: You give me a week off or...I will continue submitting formal requests for you to give me a week off. All up in your desk space. It will rain company-issued vacation slips like it's a working class Lil Wayne music video.

I don't really have any better ideas right now. I'm tired.

Give me vacation.

Your Employee


  1. Your boss called and said you were fired.

    Just kidding. Nice blog.

  2. I guess that would be one way to get a vacation.

    Thanks for reading.